robot-heart:

Days of thunder above Lake Garda (by B℮n)

robot-heart:

Days of thunder above Lake Garda (by B℮n)



Have you heard about the Rat Cook? Just a cook in the Night’s Watch. He was angry at the king for something, I can’t remember. When the king was visiting the Nightfort, the cook killed the king’s son, cooked him into a big pie with onions, carrots, mushrooms and bacon. That night, he served the pie to the king. He liked the taste of his son so much, he asked for a second slice.

The gods turned the cook into a giant white rat who could only eat his own young. He’s been roaming the Nightfort even since, devouring his own babies. No matter what he does, he’s always hungry.



the-vashta-nerada:

i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us

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the-absolute-best-posts:

nishlo:

this is very important


thabazooka:

lolzpicx:

Real life pillow pet

Can I just

thabazooka:

lolzpicx:

Real life pillow pet

Can I just

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geekmythology:

Jon Snow needs to earn the respect of the Men of the Night’s Watch…cue 80s montage. via The Mary Sue.

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oiabm:

sammydavisjunior:

Sammy Davis, Jr. and May Britt in London, June 7th 1960, where they announced to the press their plans to marry.

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alexsparks:

Forgot I had this thing.Apparently,  I’m not very good with it yet haha.

alexsparks:

Forgot I had this thing.Apparently, I’m not very good with it yet haha.



keithpence:

so relevant to everything.

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artisttrap:

Reverse graffiti

Reverse graffiti, also known as clean taggingdust tagginggrime writinggreen graffiti or clean advertising, is a method of creating temporary or semi permanent images on walls or other surfaces by removing dirt from a surface. It is often done by removing dirt/dust with the fingertip(s) from windows or other dirty surfaces, such as writing ‘wash me’ on a dirty vehicle. Others, such as artist Moose, use a cloth or a high power washer to remove dirt on a larger scale. - Source

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operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

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